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--Pick A Shirt-- Holy Cow Getting Wasted Is My Job Yes We Can... Move to Canada Im Not Ignoring You - Im Multitasking Dont be fooled...i just look like i care Game Over - Pray to the Porcelain God Sex, Do It For The Kids More Cowbell Gobble Gobble Goonies This is my mood shirt - it changes colors based on my mood. Its Drinking Time FCK Dont Piss Me Off My logic is better than your intelligence Loves To Cuddle I have no idea who this guy is McCain - Keeping Kids Off Americas Lawn for Over 150 Years Game Over Whenever work feels overwhelming... Giving Money and Power To Government Is Like... Also Available In Sober! I used to drink a lot Home Skooled Not Made In China NSFW I wish I could help you, But I Cant Fix Stupid Comma Sutra I Can Has Cheezburger? I Dont Give A Rats Ass My Other Shirt Is At Your Moms House Top Ten Reasons I Procrastinate Will Fix Computer For Sexual Favors Rock Is Dead (Long live paper and scissors) I saw this in a cartoon once... Hungry Hungry Hobos My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer Role Model I Make Over Four Figures A Year Drunk Guy Coming Through Friends Dont Let Friends Pop Their Collar Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time Palin Plumber 2012 Eat, Sleep, Breathe College Football Whatever Happens When I Wear This Shirt... Game Over For Bush Yes We Did Dont Blame Me, I Voted For McCain This is not what I had in mind I Voted For Obama Not An Accurate Representation of White People My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game Worlds #4 Dad Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned Save the Boobies Michael Scotts Dunder Mifflin Scranton Memorial Celebrity Rabies... Joe The Plumber ALL CAPS. ALL THE TIME GI Joe - Knowing is Half the Battle Pi+rate = Free Binford Tools Of Course I Dont Look Busy Top 10 Good Things About Conservatives Never Underestimate The Power of Stupid People in Large Groups (Government) I Piss Excellence Skeptic Stupid People in Large Numbers (Republicans) Wish You Were Beer NObama Your Garden Club Called...Their Ho Is Missing I'm Not Your Type $1.11 - Price of Gas When Clinton Vetoed Drilling In Alaska I Dont Need Wikipedia (My Spouse Knows Everything) $1.64 - The Price of Gas When Bush Took Office Comunity Colege Bush Devil Ultimate Wingman The Man, The Myth, The Legend I heart zombies Got Beer? Caffeine Is My Friend I Rock Do I Look Like A People Person I Lie To Women None More Black Procrastinators Assistant (to the) Regional Manager My Roundhouse Kick Range Im 6, Wanna Be 9? Hard Eight Sorry Ladies, Im Just Here for the Booze Im cheap. Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem 18 - 1 Women are like crows, they like shiny objects Screw Inner Beauty Pay Your Taxes College - the best memories I will never remember Stud Muffin Closer Got Booty? Crackberry Addict Zin makes my world go round Im The Guy Who Does His Job Pronstar